Quick Questions for illogical teens nowadays:
1. Did you ever believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc.? If so, when you found out, were you pissed at your parents for lying to you for so long?
2. Do you ever find yourself changing from career to career almost every week? And if so, why are you so f*cking indecisive?
3. Do you check underneath your bed or closet for monsters? When you're finished do you feel as much as a retard as I usually do?
4. Have you ever tried to read someone's mind when you're in a crowded place, but all you can hear is GOD telling you that you have no superpowers?
5. Have you ever shouted to the sky and asked "why God?" and have someone reply "why does it have to be your God?"
6. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE YOUR GOD?
7. Have you ever gotten lost in a supermarket for like ten seconds, but as soon as you turned the corner, there are your parents not knowing shit about what just happened?
8. Did you know the Pisces fish are THE BEST F*CKING ZODIAC SIGN EVER. Word.
9. Have you ever kissed someone with a mustache and afterward your upper lip felt really prickly for about thirty seconds?
9.5. Have you ever felt that school is just something old white people came up with to keep teenagers from causing trouble during the day?
10. Have you ever wanted to kidnap a baby and hold it for a few minutes then give it back to the mom, but then take it again when it's like eight and teach it everything you know about the world, then thrust it back to its other mom and hope for the best?
1.I never believed in anything but the tooth fairy. I found out when I woke up and heard my mom and her boyfriend talking about Mom giving me more than a dollar for my tooth. I was really sad.
ReplyDelete2.No
3. Not since I moved out of my mom's house. I used to get so scared. And one time when I thought a monster was coming out of the closet, the ceiling FELL in front of the closet. I was terrified.
4. I've tried to send mental messages to people in the hall way. It does not work.
5. Yes. You.
6. Because it's not your God.
7. Me and my mom. First seven years of my life. No lie.
8. Pisces are crazy. Why do I know so many...???
9. No.
9.5. Not at all. Value your education!!
10. I don't like babies....
1. Yes, and yes!
ReplyDelete2. Not really
3. Uhm, no.
4. I've tried to read them by looking at facial expressions. But never worked.
5. No.
7. Yes.
8. YES!
9. No.
9.5. No.
10. I've wanted to hold a baby, but have never wanted to raise one.
7. absolutely
ReplyDelete7. no. as soon as I'm not in a room for a long amount of time people notice. People notice.
ReplyDelete1. I don't remember a definitive moment when I discovered they weren't real. I just stopped believing, you know?
ReplyDelete2. No, I don't actually. I've wanted to follow in the same career path for years.
3. I don't check, but I do have to make sure my closet door is closed and I hate walking near the edge of my bed in the dark.
4. I've wondered what others are thinking and I'm guilty of creating my own stories for the people that I pass by in the street.
[to be continued]